Sleazy, sexy, soulful R’n’B.
Remember when toned black guys with open shirts made you wanna reach for the baby-oil?
….to rub on your chest! Not to decrease friction on the tip of your…aah shit.
I don’t think a “No Homo” can get me out of this one.
…so I’m gonna go balls out by putting my highly constituated manhood on the line for this one little blog-post about how much better R’n’B was in the 90’s.
One of the sleaziest songs ever made, slipping from side to side on the fat plank between cheese and eeeww, is Freak Me. A Silk classic which is definitely better known to my generation through the equally moist Another Level cover. A great way to teach kids about cunnilingus.
The very literal cover version by Dane Bowers and Another Level
If you thought this was gay…wait till you get a load of this!
*FAP*
You all remember East 17 right? Well..they dropped the “ast”, rubbed their one eyed snakes together with a one eyed singer for a cover of Shai’s beautiful and harmonic “If you ever fall in love”.
E-17 and Gabrielle’s vocal work isn’t bad, but its overproduced cheeziness makes it fall short of the Shai originals harmonic simplicity.
Enjoy, reminisce and tug one out.
